3 nuns
There were 3 nuns in the church
2 were crying
1 was laughing
The preist walked up to the first nun and said 'why are you crying'
the nun said I killed someone,
the priest said go drink from the holy water
He then went up to the 2nd crying nun and said why are you crying and she said'
I stole a car' and he told her to drink from the holy water
He then went up to the laughing nun and said why are you laughing and
she said' I peed in the holy water'
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